Funny skits rau lub qhov hluav taws xob 4 chav kawm ntawv txog tsev kawm ntawv los ntawm niam txiv

Qhov kawg ntawm cov me nyuam ntawm thawj lub tsev kawm ntawv tas yuav tsum tau qhov funny skits rau lub qhov hluav taws xob. 4 chav kawm ntawv tiav lawm, thiab nws yuav tsis nas xuav! Nyob rau hauv qhov tseeb, qhov no yog ib tug tseem ceeb heev lub sij hawm nyob rau hauv lub neej ntawm txhua tus menyuam kawm ntawv.

Luv interludes ntawm chetveroklashek

Cov menyuam kawm ntawv lawv tus kheej yuav xa sketches mus rau lub prom. Theem 4 - funny hais mav uas hlub ua txuj ua ib tug xib fwb. Yog li ntawd, cov xib fwb, thiab unlucky-humorists menyuam kawm ntawv ua si zoo cov me nyuam. Thiab txhua thumbnail yuav tsum sawv cev rau lwm yam nyuab: cia, raws li nyob slides, hloov funny mini-scenes ntawm cov kawm tiav. Qib 4 yuav tsum tau xa cov dab neeg creatively thiab nrog ib tug txaus siab ntawm kev lom zem!

Thumbnail thawj

Xib Fwb Qha: "George, uas tau sau ib tsab ntawv rau koj nag hmo? Teb kuv qhov tseeb! "

Basil: "Marina V., kuv yeej tsis paub! Nag hmo kuv mus pw thaum ntxov ... "

Daim ntawv mus rau, uas sau scenes rau lub qhov hluav taws xob (4 chav kawm ntawv) los ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv ntawm lub neej yog lwm scene.

Thumbnail thib ob

Xib Fwb Qha: "Tanya, koj hu rau peb, thov, rau cov tsiaj uas nyob hauv teb chaws Africa!"

Tanya: "Nrog Library, Galina! Nws yog ob lub thiab plaub khej leeb nkaub ... "

Thumbnail peb

Xib Fwb Qha: "Kolosov, mus rau lub rooj tsavxwm thiab qhia rau peb Pushkin lub paj huam, uas kuv nug nag hmo thaum lub tsev!"

Kolosov tawm, sawv ntawm lub blackboard thiab kim nws lub qhov ntswg.

Xib Fwb Qha: "Kolosov, Kuv mloog!"

Kolosov: "Yuav ua li cas yog nws, Irina I.? Kuv tsis hais dab tsi ... "

Thumbnail plaub

Mus kev hais kwv txhiaj chav tsev, qhov chaw uas cov me nyuam sawv cev rau scenes ntawm kawm tiav (Qib 4) txog lub tsev kawm ntawv funny thiab ironic, tsis tau lwm scene.

Xib Fwb Qha: "Newbie? Wb tau ntsib! Ivanov Nikita. Tag nrho cov cai. Yog li ntawd, seb koj nyob nraum tham nyob rau hauv chav kawm ntawv? "
Nikita: "Tsis tag nrho cov! Kuv tabtom zaum raws li ib tug nas. "
Xib Fwb Qha: "Tej zaum koj hlub mus sau tawm ib tug neeg nyob ze?"
Nikita: "Yog, koj! Tsis txhob nyob rau hauv kuv lub neej! "
Xib Fwb Qha: "Yog li ntawd, so koj tua nrog nws cov phooj ywg?"
Nikita: "Tsis muaj dab tsi nyob rau hauv lub ntiaj teb no! Kuv ua siab zoo zoo li Santa Claus rau xyoo tshiab tsob ntoo! "
Xib Fwb Qha: "Nws yog coj txawv txawv ... vim li cas koj ces thaum kawg koj lub tsev kawm ntawv tau muab xws li ib tug txaus ntshai lo lus teb? Thiab ua koj muaj tsawg kawg yog ib co shortcomings? "
Nikita: "Zoo, muaj yog ib tug me me ... kuv pw heev ..."

Thumbnail fifth

Xib Fwb Qha: "ntsuam xyuas koj cov kev txawj ntse nyob rau hauv cov qauv sau ntawv. Cia li sim, Daniel, ua ib kab lus uas ib tug preposition "on". Yog li ntawd ... "

Daniel: "Khej climbed ib tsob ntoo."

Xib Fwb Qha: "ua li cas koj txua, Daniel! Yog li ntawd yog vim li cas khej nce ib tsob ntoo?! "

Daniel: "Khej cas wb nce lub toj mus rau hauv ib tsob ntoo ces hais tias lub tswv yim txog yog qhov preposition" on ". Tab sis yog vim li cas kulushata butyavok tryamkayut? Nws yog tsis meej. Lawv yog cov dyubye thiab zyumo-zyumo nekuzyavye ... "

Thumbnail thib rau

Xib Fwb Qha: "Max, koj nyob nraum sim hawm caij nyoog rau Marina teb. Rau qhov taub, kuv yuav tso koj "ob". Thiab koj yuav tsum txaj muag! "
Maxim: "Ob tug rau ib tug clue? Ces, Lidia, koj yuav tsum muab tso rau kuv tam sim no plaub, vim hais tias kuv tseem sim hawm caij nyoog thiab Sasha! "

Thumbnail xya

Xib Fwb Qha: "Belkin yuav kho koj thaum ib tug deuce nyob rau hauv kev kawm txog zauv?"

Belkin: "Yog, kuv blog nag hmo mus kho nws, Galina Tab sis lub magazine tsis ua hauj lwm ... Tab sis koj tus kheej muaj nws tas li nrog nws hnav, thiab cov xib fwb yuav tsis qhia rau kuv!"

Sideshow-improvisations los ntawm cov xib fwb thiab cov niam txiv

Qhov no version ntawm tus Xais sawv cev tau nyob rau hauv daim ntawv ntawm cov kev sib tw pab pawg ntawm cov niam txiv - sib txeeb Jolly niam txiv (CWR).

Rau nws tus cwj pwm cov tam sim no leej niam thiab txiv raws li pog thiab yawg, ntxawm thiab niam ntxawm, laus kwv tij thiab cov muam yuav tsum tau muab faib ua ob pawg, txhua pab pawg neeg yuav tsum tau tuaj mus nrog lub npe nws tus kheej. Ces npaj ua ntej cov lus teb faib captains li ntawd ob pawg muaj vaj huam sib luag naj npawb ntawm cov npaj txhij-ua kev xaiv.

Tus kws qhia ntawv nug ib lo lus nug rau ob pab pawg, muaj ib tug los nrog nws lo lus teb, thiab lub thib ob yog siv npaj ua kev xaiv. Cov niam txiv nyob rau hauv cov ntaub ntawv no sawv cev rau cov menyuam kawm ntawv. Tau heev funny skits rau lub qhov hluav taws xob (4 chav kawm ntawv)! Luv luv thiab superprikolnye lawv diversify zoo nyiaj so koobtsheej. Soj ntsuam cov kev kawm tau lub txim, uas yog xaiv los ntawm tus hais mav.

Variants ntawm cov lus teb npaj rau cov kev sib tw niam txiv

Tsaug rau cov niam txiv ib tug nkag siab ntawm kev lom zem thiab qhov kev sib txeeb yuav yug tshiab funny scenes ntawm kawm tiav (Class 4) - luv luv thiab ironic, muaj tswv yim thiab optimistic.

Cov thawj lo lus nug

Xib Fwb Qha: "Xav nyuaj! Ntawm no yog ib lo lus nug: Leej twg yuav nws yuav? Thov rau tag nrho cov pab neeg mus cuag nws kev txiav txim zoo ntawm kev lom zem!

Mob Siab thiab dreamy,

Neeg tub nkeeg thiab thiv,

Hooligan thiab bred,

Slender thiab zoo-pub.

Yog li ntawd leej twg yuav nws yuav? "

Ntawm cov hoob kawm, cov lus teb lies nyob rau hauv qhov chaw - nws yog cov menyuam kawm ntawv. Tab sis lub hom phiaj ntawm lub contest - qhia scenes ntawm cov kawm tiav (Qib 4) funny thiab lom zem. Yog li ntawd txawm ironic lo lus teb uas yog muab rau cov niam txiv - dad.

Qhov thib ob lo lus nug

Xib Fwb Qha: "Tam sim no saib koj ua lej paub. Andryusha niam muab rau ib tug yob ntawm 29 rubles. Nws nug hais tias nws tus tij laug rau kua txiv ntau 14 rubles. Yuav ua li cas tau nyiaj ntau yog Andryusha? "

Cov lus teb tej zaum yuav tsum muaj ob tug. Tus thawj - tsis nyob rau hauv tag nrho, vim hais tias tus tij laug thov Andrei nyiaj, uas nws muab kuv niam. Qhov thib ob lo lus teb - 129 rubles, vim hais tias nws tus tij laug tsis yog tus tej yam me me, thiab nws muab ib tug puas.

Qhov thib peb lo lus nug

Xib Fwb Qha: "Michael, koj sau ntawv tias koj sau lub tsev hais txog nws tus hlub aub, rau ib txhia yog vim li cas tsis paub hais tias rau kuv, lo lus rau lo lus, zoo li ib tug sau ntawv hais tias tauj koj tus niam hluas yog ib tug xib fwb. Koj yuav tsis tau thiaj li zoo raws li hais seb yog vim li cas rau qhov no? "
Koom haum pab cov lus teb yog: "Yog li ntawd yog dab tsi thiaj coj txawv txawv, yog hais tias peb nyob hauv lub tsev tsuas yog ib qho aub?!"

Scenes ntawm lub qhov hluav taws xob (4 chav kawm ntawv) los ntawm cov niam txiv

Yog li ntawd, hnub tuaj thaum lub official-pervashi cov me nyuam tig mus rau hauv ib tug nruab nrab-hnub nyoog kawm ntawv. Thiab thaum lub sij hawm lub sij hawm no muaj ib tug ntau ntawm tej yam uas txawv ... thiab funny thiab tsis thiab tu siab. Yog li ntawd cia nws tag nrho thiab tso saib cov funny scenes. Nyob rau kev kawm tiav cov chav kawm ntawv 4 nws tsis yog yuav mus cia li kaw lub vajvoog nrog classmates, nyob rau lub tsiab peb caug ntawm txais tos thiab cov niam txiv. Nws yog lawv, ua ke nrog lawv cov offspring "ottrubili" qhov no yog tej zaum cov feem ntau nyuaj thawj lub tsev kawm ntawv xyoo. Thiab lawv muaj nyiaj txoj cai no denok tawb thiab hnav ris tsho nyob rau hauv costumes, nws yog lawv cov nyiaj so koobtsheej heev.

Yog vim li cas cov tsab ntawv nco ntsoov muaj xws li scenes rau lub qhov hluav taws xob (4 chav kawm ntawv) los ntawm lawv niam lawv txiv. Thiab qhov tseeb hais tias lawv muaj ib yam dab tsi los qhia rau koj, tsis txhob sib ceg!

Sideshow, raws li nyob rau hauv cov lus ntawm qhov kev ua si

To taub lub ntsiab lus ntawm phraseology los rau cov neeg nyob ib zaug. Nyob rau hauv ib, ob thiab txawm peb-class cov me nyuam tseem tsis tau paub yuav ua li cas kom paub qhov txawv nruab nrab ntawm tus literal thiab figurative ntsiab lus ntawm ntau kab zauv. Nyob rau hauv no thiab koj yuav ua si, sau ntawv funny skits rau lub qhov hluav taws xob.

Qib 4 no twb heev consciously ntaus nqi los ntawm ntau yam zoo tsim kev qhia. Thiab Miniatures ntawm yuav ua li cas supposedly neeg laus, tsis cov me nyuam paub idioms nyob rau hauv lawv literal siab, tas rassmeshat cov me nyuam. Ua si rau lus, ironic dab neeg txuam nrog kev siv ntawm homophones thiab homonyms, pab tuaj mus thiab ua si tiag tiag funny skits rau lub qhov hluav taws xob. 4 chav kawm ntawv - qhov no yog yuav luag ib tug grown-li cov neeg uas muaj ib tug txiav txim zoo ntawm kev lom zem thiab muaj peev xwm txaus siab rau irony.

Thumbnail "cov ntshav los ntawm nws lub qhov ntswg." Act Ib

Koj yuav txaus siab rau tag nrho cov scenes contested cov niam txiv. Nyob rau kev kawm tiav nyob rau hauv lub qib 4 ntawm funny dab neeg hais txog cov neeg laus uas tsis to taub txhua lwm yam, thiab yuav tsum tau lawv cov me nyuam to taub, nws yog tau ua ib tug neeg hais kwv txhiaj xov tooj.

Nws yog zaum ntawm ib lub computer rooj thiab ib tug txiv plays nyob rau hauv "tanchiki." Muaj tu siab tub - nws kuj sawv cev rau cov neeg laus, nws ntxiv irony mus rau lub sideshow.

- Txiv, kuv muaj ib tug ntau ntawm teeb meem! Kuv twb hais ib tug heev coj txawv txawv muaj pes tsawg leeg rau ntawm lub npe ... Pab kuv tuaj, eh?

Leej Txiv (txuas ntxiv mus ua si):

- Thiab yog dab tsi no lub npe?

tub:

- Tamara Petrovna hais tias: "Tag nrho cov tag kis coj mus rau hauv chav kawm ntawv ua hauj lwm - ntshav los ntawm nws lub qhov ntswg!"

Leej Txiv nyob rau hauv kev xav tsis thoob txo nws hwj cia tseg rau Joystick.

- Yuav ua li cas yog koj tham txog? Ib tug sau ntawv hu ua "cov ntshav los ntawm nws lub qhov ntswg?" Yuav ua li cas ib tug coj txawv txawv pib qhov tam sim no lub tsev kawm ntawv qhov kev pab cuam ... Yuav ua li cas tsis tuaj coj niam txiv tawm ntawm tshuav nyiaj li cas. Tuaj ntawm no phau ntawv tam sim no xav seb ib yam dab tsi rau koj.

Tub txo nws hwj rau lub rooj phau ntawv, cov txiv pib nws sau ib yam dab tsi, thiab tus tub picks ib tug Joystick thiab qhov kev ua si tseem yog leej niam leej txiv.

Thumbnail "cov ntshav los ntawm nws lub qhov ntswg." Act II

Options sau los ntawm Pope lom zem heev writings yuav ua tau loj. Nws yog nyob rau hauv nws cov lus dag lub ntsiab lus ntawm scenes rau lub qhov hluav taws xob (Qib 4). Kwv huam kuj sau raws li ib tug parody ntawm lub zoo-paub classics, yuav ntxiv mus rau lub thumbnail ntawm kev lom zem thiab tis. Ib tug ntawm cov kev xaiv hais no.

Thaum sawv ntxov ntawm lub tom ntej no hnub. Ib tug xib fwb uas muaj ib tug phau ntawv sau nyob rau hauv nws txhais tes tawg mus rau hauv tus thawj coj chaw ua hauj lwm.

- Qhov no yog outrageous! Koj - tus thawj coj, koj yuav tsum ua ib yam dab tsi!

Director:

- Nqig down, Tamara Petrovna, thiab qhia peb seb koj yog li ntawd, kev txhawj xeeb.

- Kuv tsis cia li qhia rau koj, kuv yuav nyeem! Vovochki sau ntawv rau "Cov ntshav los ntawm nws lub qhov ntswg!"

Thaum nyob rau hauv lub ob hlis ntuj lub caij ntuj no lub caij

Kuv tau tawm ntawm lub tsev, tau cia kom khov txias.

Kuv twb mus los ntawm ib tug neeg nyob ze - Xyooj Raven -

Thiab yog li ntawd sharply nyob rau sab laug, broads rau lub qhov ntswg!

Los ntawm txoj cai qhov muag ces kuv tsuag muaj

Qhov ntswg, ntawm chav kawm, gushing ntshav ...

Tab sis kuv tau hais khov kho sawv thiab tsis muaj ib tug peep

Kuv tau mus rau lub khw mus yuav ib tug zaub ntug hauv paus muaj.

Director:

- Yasnenko ... kuv tau mus, raws li lawv hais, nrog rau cov zaub ntug hauv paus ... Thiab tshaj koj, Tamara Petrovna, tsis zoo siab? Ib tug sau ntawv nyob rau hauv lub npe, sau nyob rau hauv nqe vaj lug kub. Kuv xav tias nws yuav pom tau tias yog yav tom ntej.

tus xib hwb:

- Yuav ua li cas yog lub npe? "Cov ntshav ntawm nws lub qhov ntswg" - yog, nyob rau hauv koj lub tswv yim, yog lub ntsiab ntawm tej hauj lwm?

Director:

- Kuv tsis paub ... Kuv nco qab, Kuv yog tam sim no nyob rau hauv zaj lus no, thiab lawv lub pob ntseg hnov, raws li koj hais rau cov me nyuam sau ib tsab ntawv, "Cov ntshav ntawm nws lub qhov ntswg."

Xaus scenes ntawm kawm tiav (Qib 4) txog lub tsev kawm ntawv muaj peev xwm yuav tuav, yog li ntawd tus xib fwb grabs nws lub taub hau thiab sau tawm ntawm lub chaw ua hauj lwm. Tus thawj coj kuj shrugs, picks ib phau ntawv, nrog tshwm Library nyeem paj huam rau nws tus kheej, gestures portraying dab tsi tshwm sim nyob rau hauv lawv cov kev txiav txim.

Tej yam me me "Koj - tsis koj yuav ua nws?"

Hurray ntaus nqi thiab cov me nyuam, thiab cov laus raws li homophones scenes. Nyob rau kev kawm tiav nyob rau hauv qib 4 funny dialogues, contested los ntawm cov niam txiv, koj muaj peev xwm tsis ua si raws li ib tug music chav tsev, zoo li yog hais tias lawv twb yeej muaj tshwm sim rau lub sij hawm ntawd. Piv txwv li, ib lub sij hawm thaum sawv daws coj lawv cov rooj zaum, qhov chaw ntawm lub sab laug taug, muaj silence, mam li nco dheev ib tug khob qhov rooj. Thiab ces rau rau lub chaw pib tshwm disheveled leej txiv ntawm ib tus menyuam kawm ntawv.

- Oh, excuse kuv, thov! Qhov no 4 "B", tsis yog nws? - nws mus rau lwm tus niam txiv, uas tuas latecomer mus rau qhov chaw, muab rau nws ib tug tuab phau ntawv. Tuaj tuskheej folio poob lawm, muab tso rau hauv phau ntawv nyob rau hauv nws cov ceg tawv. - Kuv pom koj muaj - yog hais tias koj ua tsis tau?

- Yuav ua li cas nchuav? Qhov twg koj tau txais no? Tsis muaj dab tsi, kuv tsis txhob nchuav!

- Koj tsis nchuav! Koj tsis to taub kuv! Kuv nug hais tias, "Yog nws koj - yog hais tias koj ua tsis tau"

- Thiab, tseem tsis howling! - interlocutor strained smiles. - Thiab nyob qhov twg ces cov howling? Thiab, zam txim rau kuv, vim li cas lawv quaj?

- Tsis muaj, tsis muaj ... koj tus Tswv, kuv tus Vajtswv, kuv thov hais txog koj: Yog koj - yog tsis muaj koj?

- Tsis muaj, - cov interlocutor kom meej meej ua txhaum. - Kuv tsis whining.

- Zoo, tsis muaj ib tug howled. Kuv cia li xav thaum xub thawj yog hais tias nws yog koj - koj tsis paub ...

- Kuv xav tias sib nrug los ntawm koj, tsis muaj ib tug to taub dab tsi koj txhais li cas.

- Tsis muaj, Kuv paub hais tias kuv tsis nyob ib leeg, thiab peb tag nrho ...

- Thiab rau cov teeb meem hais uas yog "peb"?

Latecomer poob looks nyob ib ncig ntawm uncertainly encircles tam sim no tes:

- Koj, peb, koj, kuv ...

- Leej twg ntxuav?

- Vim li cas koj muaj kuv tsis meej pem tag nrho lub sij hawm? Kuv hais lus txog tag nrho cov ntawm peb: koj, peb, koj, kuv!

- Uas yog, raws li kuv to taub nws, koj hais tias, tag nrho cov ntxuav li no? Thiab leej twg yog tsis ntxuav, tsis koj xav hais tias? Ntawm uas yog koj tham txog ntawm no? Kuv ua tsis yog hais txog kuv tias kuv puas?

- Yuav ua li cas yog pauv?

- Kuv nug koj: "Koj tsis yog hais txog kuv?"

- Oh, koj yeej xav tias qhov kev zoo siab ntawm kev paub txog hais tias koj yuav tsis pauv?

- Txaus! Cia kuv mus hloov rau qhov chaw tshiab. Thiab rov qab, thov, rau kuv kuv phau ntawv "Myths xwb thiab Legends".

- Koj tsis txhob hais tias! Koj Kazan? Heev, zoo nkauj heev! Nws hloov tawm hais tias peb yog cov khub countrymen! Kuv kuj yog ib tug neeg uas Kazan!

Txiv khawm thiab zaum rov qab mus rau lawv cov rooj zaum.

Tej yam me me "Nyob rau hauv lus Askiv zaj lus qhia"

Ntawm cov hoob kawm, tsis ua yam uas tsis muaj scenes ntawm cov kawm tiav (Qib 4) txog lub tsev kawm ntawv, uas luag thuam cov tub nkees me nyuam kawm ntawv, tsis ua homework.

Tus kws qhia ntawv hais txog tus menyuam kawm ntawv:

- Zoo hnub, Nick!

- Zoo hnub, Elena Stepanovna, uas yog, thov txim, Helen Stivovitsh! - cov me nyuam tub ua tib zoo uas lub English hais.

- Hnub no koj thaum kawg kawm paub cov ntsiab lus lus?

- Kaneshn, Helen Stivovitsh!

- Okay. Qhia rau kuv, yog dab tsi nyob rau hauv lus Askiv yuav tsum tau "soob"?

- Pomidorling!

- Ib tug qos?

- Kartofeyshing!

- Li ntawd ... Zamechatelneyshn situeyshin! Rau otvetiling koj edinitsiling. Koj ponimeyshn kuv?

Paub txog paj lug - ib tug muaj hwj huam loj!

Raws li nthuav scenes ntawm cov kawm tiav (Class 4) rau cov me nyuam muaj peev xwm pab no yog ib tug sib tham.

Marina: "Petya, koj dua ua si lub computer! Ib tug paj lug ua koj kawm? "

Petka (tsis nrhiav tau tawm los ntawm qhov kev ua si): "Tau kawg! Koj yuav nrhiav tau ... Thiab - cia li nws, thiaj li los nws! Zoo, zoo, zoo ... Tsis txhob khiav deb, koj dag! "

Marina: "Thiab thaum twg koj loj hlob xwb! Muab cia rau hauv lub joystick thiab teb kuv! Kuv yuav pib hais tias, thiab koj nyob nraum tias nws mus ntxiv. Porridge roj yuav tsis lwj ... "

Petka "hais tias ... tsis siab hlob 7 thiab muab tso rau ntxiv commas nyob rau hauv lub hais!"

Marina: "Nws yog leej twg nrhiav kev yuav yeej ib txwm nrhiav ..."

Petka "... xav tias resourceful thaum lub sij hawm kev tswj thiab spied on nyob rau hauv ib phau ntawv Ib tug menyuam kawm!"

Marina: "Friendship thiab cov kwvtij nkauj muam ntau wealth ..."

Petka "... quaj siab hlob thiab tsawv nkaus qhov kev hloov sai dua tus tswv!"

Marina: "marvels ..."

Petka "... txiav txim siab sleazy xav lawv cov ntiv tes nyob rau hauv holey thom khwm ..."

Marina: "Muaj ntau yuav paub sai loj hlob laus ..."

Petka "... losers reassured kuv niam, pub chaw muag mis nyuj rau kos npe ..."

Marina: "... noj qab haus huv yog zoo, ua tsaug rau koj ..."

Petka "... nurse Valentina Pavlovna rau txhaj tshuaj tiv thaiv!"

Marina: "yog cov ntaub ntawv - lub sij hawm thiab kev lom zem ..."

Petka "... mus ib txhis!"

Marina (xaiv Petka joystick): "Zoo, tsis muaj! Kawg, Petya, koj kev lom zem! Zaum sai sai rau tej zaj lus, thiab kuv tsis xav tau mus txua ib yam dab tsi ntawm no! "

Tale "Kaum Ob tug Hlis" nyob rau hauv ib txoj kev tshiab

Paub-yuav ua li cas nyob rau hauv niaj hnub stsenaristike - replaying cov laus, zoo-paub cov dab neeg. Koj muaj peev xwm hloov thiab zaj nkauj, thiab tsos, thiab cov dab neeg nyob rau hauv thiaj li yuav tau funny skits rau lub qhov hluav taws xob. Qib 4 Tej zaum yuav zoo npaj "Kaum Ob tug Hlis" nrog rau cov account ntawm tiag tiag cov txheej xwm.

scene Ib

Qab lub rooj zaum tus poj huab tais, thaum lub blackboard - nws tus xib fwb.

Poj huab tais: "Yuav ua li cas nkees kuv dictations! Piv txwv ruam! Thiab qhov no "lub ntiaj teb nyob ib ncig ntawm peb" nrog tag nrho cov xaiv ntawm ruam xwm hais txog lub caij, buttercups, paj thiab cov ntsaws ruaj ruaj, mos lwj! Thiab feem ntau ntawm tag nrho - koj paub tab ruam kawg! "

Xib Fwb Qha: "Thiab tsis tau kuv twv nug koj los daws kom tau ib tug ntawm lawv ..."

Poj huab tais: "Ugh, yuav ua li cas annoying ... Txiav cia rau koj lub taub hau ... Zoo, cas, tab sis tsuas yog ib qho"

Xib Fwb Qha: "Nyob rau hauv ib tug tshem nyob rau hauv thaum sawv ntxov mus yaj cov 15 tulips. Thiab noj hmo thiab qhib nws tej nplaim 12 ntau xim. By yav tsaus ntuj, lub blossoming ntawm tulips yog peb lub sij hawm ntau tshaj nyob rau hauv thaum sawv ntxov. Yuav ua li cas muaj ntau yam xim yaj nyob rau hauv rau yav tsaus ntuj? "

Poj huab tais: "Ua dag tus txiv neej! Kuv mas nws yeej yuav muab ib tug decree rau txim tuag rau koj! Kuv qhia rau koj uas - poj huab tais los yog gardener uas suav cov blooming tulips? Kuv yuav tsis mus kom daws tau qhov puzzle! Nug lwm tus! "

Xib Fwb Qha: "Zoo, koj txoj kev nyob siab ... ua noj ntxuav rau ib tug celebratory noj hmo 15 sterlets. Tom qab ntawd nws xav hais tias nws tsis yog txaus, thiab ntxuav 12 ntau fishes. Thaum lub sij hawm no, nws cov pab kuj ua hauj lwm tas. Raws li ib tug tshwm sim, lub rooj muab tawm rau muaj kev dawb huv ntses peb lub sij hawm ntau tshaj txoj kev ua noj chiv ntxuav. Yuav ua li cas sterlets ntxuav pab tus ua noj rau cov nyiaj so koobtsheej noj hmo? "

Poj huab tais: "Tsis muaj, koj nyob nraum cia li kidding kuv, txoj cai? Yog vim li cas tus poj huab tais paub yuav ua li cas muaj ntau yam ntses ntxuav pab, thiab ntau npaum li cas nws noj? Koj twv yuav raug hu lub taub hau nyob rau hauv nws lub xub pwg nyom ... Peb tiv thaiv lub cev ua hauj lwm, piv txwv li, hais txog yuav ua li cas npaum li cas rau sib executions tus poj huab tais pee nyob rau hauv thaum sawv ntxov, thiab ntau npaum li cas - hnub thiab hmo ntuj. "

Xib Fwb Qha: "Tab sis koj Highness ... Nyob rau hauv cov teeb meem vim hais tias nws tsis muaj nqi dab tsi lawv twb ua dabtsi, thiab koj yuav tsum ua nyob rau hauv thiaj li yuav nrhiav tau cov lus teb!"

Ntawm no nyob rau hauv lub nrog yog tsis zoo hnav khaub ncaws hluas nkauj.

Hluas nkauj: "Zoo siab txais tos, Koj Highness! Cia kuv tig mus rau koj nug! "

Poj huab tais: "Ah, yuav txiav down thiab koj lub taub hau ... Tab sis, ntawm qhov tod tes, nws yog ib qhov zoo uas koj mus - yam tsawg kawg ib co kev lom zem! Yuav ua li cas koj xav tau, brazen hluas nkauj? Hais lus sai sai, los yog kuv yuav tau koj tseg kuv executioner! "

Hluas nkauj: "Qhov tseeb yog, koj Highness, kuv stepmother tuaj rau kuv ib tug neeg ua hauj lwm - mus coj nws ib lub paj ntawm ib tug orchid nyob rau hauv rau yav tsaus ntuj. Thiab rau centuries tsis loj hlob nyob rau hauv peb forests ntawm cov xim! Tsuas yog ib tug phem poj niam yog nws piav? Nws yog nyob rau hauv lub tsev kawm ntawv ntawm "lub ntiaj teb sab nraum" no tsuas yog ib ob tug ... nalazit lub Internet, pom ib tug hnav ris tsho dai kom zoo nkauj nrog ib tug orchid thiab ua poob lawm nws lub taub hau. Nws xav kom cov tib hom los ntawm tag nrho cov txhais tau tias, yuav tshwm sim nyob rau hauv nws rau koj pob! "

Poj huab tais: "Yog li ntawd ... Thiab kuv yuav pab tau koj tshaj"

Hluas nkauj: "Cia kuv txiav koj tsev cog khoom, ib tug me me orhideyku! Thiab tsis yog tus stepmother Kuv tsis nto qaub ncaug povydergaet, tsav tsheb thaum hmo ntuj nyob rau hauv txoj kev thiab muaj kuv rov qab mus pw tsaug zog nrog nws cov khoom nyob rau hauv ib lub thawv! "

Poj huab tais: "Ntawm no yog yuav ua li cas! Kuv xav ... Zoo, wb hais tias, kuv mam li cia koj txiav orchids nyob rau hauv kuv lub vaj. Thiab koj ua li ntawd rau kuv? Yuav tswj kom daws tau qhov teeb meem hais txog fishes? "

Hluas nkauj: "Tau kawg nws mam li yuav tau! Kuv ua tag nrho cov sij hawm nws ib nrab-muam qhia ua! - yuav siv sij hawm ib daim ntawm cov Xib Hwb thiab pib sau muaj, - yog tias npaj txhij! "

Xib Fwb Qha: "Nws yog amazing! Yuav ua li cas ib tug ntse ntxhais! "

Poj huab tais: "Zoo, tus ntawd yog poj! Yog hais tias nws yog li ntawd ntse, cia nws ces thiab kawm es tsis txhob ntawm kuv! Thiab kuj cia tus sib nws kos npe! "

Xib Fwb Qha: "Thiab yog dab tsi, ces, yuav kam nrog koj, koj Highness?"

Poj huab tais: "Kuv? Thiab kuv ua si ib computer kev ua si! "

Nce los ntawm lub zwm txwv, nws tso nyob rau hauv lub ces kaum ntawm koj phau ntawv sau, yuav siv sij hawm lub joystick thiab pib ua si. Tus ntxhais uncertainly los txog rau lub zwm txwv.

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Cov tib chav tsev. Hluas nkauj tso rau ib lub rooj zaum nrog nws tus xib fwb, lawv khoov duav ntawm daim duab mus ntawm txoj cai.

Hluas nkauj: "Thiab leej twg uas tsis dhau cov tub ntxhais tom qab 4 chav kawm ntawv, tawm hauv lub thib ob xyoo ... thiab deprived ntawm nws visa, uas tso cai rau tawm hauv lub ciam teb rau lwm ntawm peb lub teb chaws, thiaj li tsis mus disgrace lawv Lavxias teb sab teb chaws ..."

Xib Fwb Qha: "Qhov ntawd yog txoj cai! Thiab tsis tau, peb ntxiv: "Tag nrho cov losers los ntawm yuav nyob rau hauv khw muag khoom noj tag nrho cov xaiv ntawm goodies, tsis txhob cia lawv nyob rau lub caij, txwv tsis pub xa rau lub computer ..." "

Hluas nkauj: "Qhov ntawd yog txoj cai! Cia kuv kos npe rau ... no xwb ntxiv: "... thiab kom tau lawv koom tag nrho lub caij ntuj sov es tsis txhob ntawm so raws li lawv tsis ua raws li cov ntaub ntawv kawm!" "

Hluas nkauj kos npe rau decree, tam sim ntawd nkag mus rau executioner, xa mus rau lub qub huab tais kaw lub laptop thiab yuav siv sij hawm nws qhov tso, rub cov qhov tso zis.

Poj huab tais kicks thiab qw: "Tam sim no kuv yuav tau txiav tawm ntawm koj lub taub hau! Qhov twg yog koj noj rau kuv? "

Executioner: "Yuav ua li cas npaum li cas? Yuav kom koom tau rau hauv tag nrho cov lub caij ntuj sov hnub caiv, nyob rau hauv thiaj li yuav kis tau cov tub ntxhais ces! Xws li yog txoj cai ntawm tus tshiab huab tais Txawj Ntse! "