Funny skits rau high school cov tub ntxhais kawm txog lub tsev kawm ntawv

Funny skits rau high school cov tub ntxhais kawm tej zaum yuav muab ib tug ntau yam thiab tej teeb meem niaj hnub no cov me nyuam. Qhov no yavtom ntej piab, kawm tiav, leisure kev ua ub no thiab cov kev xaiv ntawm yav tom ntej hauj lwm. Tsis tas li ntawd, ib tug dav teb rau lub tswv yim - lub kev sib raug zoo ntawm cov menyuam kawm ntawv thiab cov niam txiv. Peb muaj funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv rau lub tsev kawm ntawv cov tub ntxhais kawm, uas yog haum rau tej nyiaj so koobtsheej. Yuav coj ntau yam thiab paub tseeb rau amuse cov neeg tuaj saib!

"Boxing"

Funny skits rau high school cov tub ntxhais kawm tej zaum yuav yog tus tseem muaj ntau haiv neeg thiab txawv txawv. Piv txwv li, lub nram qab no.

Zaj lus qhia ntaub ntawv. Cov me nyuam nyeem cov phau ntawv. Tus kws qhia ntawv kawm ib magazine thiab ob hais mav tau bored.

Thawj Menyuam Kawm Ntawv: Koj Th coj kuv cwj mem, raws li cov conductive tej. (Thawb nws)

Qhov thib ob tub ntxhais kawm ntawv: Ib tug Th yog thov txim rau ib yam dab tsi, Zhadoba. Nyob rau! (Throws leg nws los ntawm lub dab tshos).

Tus thawj tub ntxhais kawm ntawv: (Nws txo nws hwj lub nrig rau lub ntsej muag) Zoo, tag nrho cov neeg kapets tuaj.

Qhov thib ob tub ntxhais kawm ntawv: Cov no yog cov kirdyk, tu siab heev! (Muab ib tug cuff rau lub cev. Nws pib nrog ib tug sib ntaus nyob rau hauv daim ntawv ntawm tshee ruaj ruaj thiab replicas "Koj th?!" "Thiab koj Che?".)

Mam li nco dheev haum xib fwb qhia ntawv: "Boxing, boxing, boxing ..."

Nyob rau hauv lub chav kawm ntawv so thiab lub sij hawm ntawm silence.

"Loj hlob"

Koj tab tom nrhiav rau cov thawj sketches, funny, rau high school cov tub ntxhais kawm thiab lawv niam lawv txiv? Peb muaj ib qho kev nthuav scenario, uas tsis yuav tsum tau ntau npaum li cas npaj.

Neeg: hais lus, niam, hluas nkauj.

Announcer: Zoo siab lub sij hawm ntawd zoo siab Teev. Ntxhais mus rau tus thawj chav kawm ntawv.

Nyob rau hauv scene niam thiab tus ntxhais.

Niam: Docha seb nyiam nyob rau hauv tsev kawm ntawv, seb puas muaj ib tug ntau ntawm fives?

Tus ntxhais: (enthusiastically) Ib tug xib fwb, zoo li ib tug fairy, nrog kuv tag nrho cov phooj ywg, Kuv tau txais 3 fives!

Announcer: bypasses fifth heev godok, ntawm no mus pyatiklassnitsa.

Niam thiab tus ntxhais nyob rau hauv txhua tso zis rau hloov.

Niam: Zoo, tus me nyuam ntxhais, yuav ua li cas yog koj? Yuav ua li cas npaum li cas tsis koj hais yog dab tsi nyob rau hauv lub tsev kawm ntawv?

Tus ntxhais: (woefully) Petrov - tshis, kuv rub nws braid. Niaj hnub no, lub qhov muag muab rau nws. Koj mus rau tus thawj coj rau ib co yog vim li cas, hu ua ...

Announcer: Thiab ntawm no dua, yoov, thiab yim-voom - tus me nyuam.

Ntxhais nyob rau hauv ib tug luv luv tiab, nrog Chais ya cov plaub nyob rau hauv lub punk.

Niam: ntxim hlub me ntxhais, zoo, raws li kuv twb tos rau tus thawj coj dua?

Tus ntxhais: (chim heev dhau lawm) Tag nrho cov khoom tsaus ntuj, thiab tag nrho cov tsiaj reptiles. Petrov hlawv dua, koj hu ua tus Commission.

Announcer: kaum xyoo tau dhau mus lawm thiab tam sim no, nws yog ib qib kaum.

Ntxhais phem heev ua los, nyob rau hauv ua khaub ncaws. Niam nyob rau hauv ib txoj phuam tso ua tu siab.

Niam: Hey, cov phooj, yuav ua li cas yog koj? Niaj hnub no tom tsev kawm ntawv tau koj?

Tus ntxhais: Yuav ua li cas tsev kawm ntawv muaj cov ntaub ntawv, nrog Petrov mus rau lub neeg sau npe kawm lub sij hawm ...

"Leej twg coj Ixama-ees?"

Yog hais tias koj xav tau ib tug me me lub tsev kawm ntawv skits funny rau cov laus, koj siv tau cov tswv yim nram qab.

Neeg: high school cov tub ntxhais kawm, ib tug xib fwb, tus thawj coj.

Nyob rau theem koj yuav muab 2 desks, quav rau cov xib fwb.

Tus kws qhia ntawv nkag mus rau hauv chav kawm ntawv, nyob zoo.

Xib Fwb Qha: Rov ua tom tsev. Yog li ntawd, Sidorov!

Sidorov: Ib tug neeg txoj cai kuv, kuv thaum kawg tau Nitsche!

Xib Fwb Qha: Sidorov, qhia rau kuv leej twg coj Ixama-ees?

Sidorov: Pigweed Ivanovna, kuv Nitsche tsis coj kuv lo lus tsis tau nws tag nrho Ivanov.

Ivanov: Yuav ua li cas yog Ishmael, kuv tsis tau pom me me, nws yog tsis yog kuv!

Xib Fwb Qha: (chim heev dhau lawm) Tag nrho cov kuv ua siab ntev yog sab lim! Kuv hu tus thawj coj.

Nws mus thiab theem directors.

Xib Fwb Qha: Peb muaj peb zaj lus qhia peb nrhiav tsis tau tias yog leej twg coj Ixama-ees?

Director: Yuav ua li cas yog 10-B? Tsis yog, cov no yuav tsis raug xa rov qab!

"Tsib lub siab dawb paug"

Lwm version ntawm tsab ntawv nyob rau hauv ib tug series ntawm "funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv rau lub tsev kawm ntawv cov tub ntxhais kawm."

Thaum lub tsev kawm ntawv ntsuam xyuas nyob rau hauv kev kawm lej. Nyob rau nraum qab ntawm lub rooj zaum Commission, tus xib fwb nyob rau hauv nws qhov chaw.

Xib Fwb Qha: Petrov, kuv saib, muab tso rau ib tug cheat ntawv rau ntawm lub rooj!

Menyuam kawm ntawv muab lub txaj thaiv npoo. Nws tso cia, tab sis ntxhab.

Xib Fwb Qha: Petrov tsis disturb lwm tus neeg.

Petrov (nce) Nyob zoo Maria Ivanovna, kuv muaj kaum xyoo qhia koj kev ua lej, tab sis tseem tsis to taub nifiga. Kuv yuav zaum ntawm no rau tsib hnub, tab sis ho tsis txiav txim siab. Pab cov neeg pluag tus me nyuam. (Giggles nyob rau hauv chav kawm ntawv)

Xib Fwb Qha: Petrov, lwm xws chim heev thiab kuv mam li tsav koj, koj tuaj mus rau resit.

Kawm ntawv tso cia, puv rov qab thiab zoo nyob rau hauv daim ntawv, ua rau txiav txim siab dua thiab jumps.

Petrov: Marya, Marya Ivanovna, koj paub tias tam sim no kuv mam li nco dheev smarter thiab tsis txiav txim siab!

Tis nyob rau hauv lub chav kawm ntawv, pawg neeg kuj nyob luag ntxhi.

Marya: (sympathetically) Nyob zoo Bob, Yog hais tias koj xav hais tias zoo, ces koj yuav kawm tau ntawv zoo. Zaum thiab tsis txhob disturb lwm tus neeg.

Petrov tso cia thiab tsis pub dhau ib feeb jumps dua: Maria Ivanovna, kuv nifiga tsis ua hauj lwm! (Tis nyob rau hauv lub chav kawm)

Tug ntawm cov Commission sawv ntsug thiab tso cia rau Petrov: tsuag tsuag ma, cia saib, yuav muaj dab tsi uas koj tau txais tsis ua hauj lwm!

"Star ntawm lub disco"

Funny skits rau senior, luv luv thiab suab paj nruag, ib tug ntau yam ntawm tej kev hais kwv txhiaj.

Neeg: high school cov tub ntxhais kawm, ob tug phooj ywg.

Suab mobile music, tab sis cov menyuam kawm ntawv yog seev cev maj mam thiab modestly. Nws khiav ib tug funny txiv leej tub thiab pib dhia muas caum nquag, tsis tau txais mus rau hauv lub suab paj nruag dhia: dhia, parodies, thiab lwm yam Txhaum tag nrho cov express surprise, tuav nws lub taub hau thiab sib ntswg nws lub tuam tsev .. Tom qab ib tug luv luv mas, lub suab paj nruag yuav luag unbroken.

Tus thawj tsev kawm ntawv tus ntxhais (hluas nkauj lub pob ntseg, tab sis nrov nrov rau cov neeg tuaj saib) Wow, zoo, tag nrho cov qhov tsaus ntuj, koj paub nws?

Ob txhais: Yog, nws yog Sidorov los ntawm peb cov 10-B.

Thawj: Yuav ua li cas yog nws nrog nws? Nws yeej ib txwm behaves?

Ob txhais: Tsis tau, koj, nws, peb skromnyaga tsuas niaj hnub no rau thawj lub sij hawm nyob rau hauv 10 lub xyoos rau sab saum toj tsib nyob rau hauv lub Lavxias teb sab lus tau txais!

"Raug Claus Gift"

Uas ua si Christmas scenes rau high school cov tub ntxhais kawm? Funny los yog classic, los daws kom tau cov tub ntxhais kawm. Qhov ntawd yog ib yam ntawm cov scenarios ntawm lub xyoo tshiab mini-kev ua tau zoo.

Neeg: ob high school tus menyuam kawm ntawv, ib tug me nyuam tub thiab me nyuam.

Zaum ob tug phooj ywg - ib tug high school.

Thawj: Suav kuv Ivanov rau xyoo tshiab yuav ib tug plaub lub tsho tiv no!

Ob: Yuav ua li cas koj txhais li cas! Stunned, qhia ntxiv.

Nws mus qab lub scenes thiab yog rov qab mus rau lub Daus leej costume. Ib tug nyuag lub tsho tiv no ntaub, plaub nyob rau hauv qab.

Thawj: (laughs) yog, tag nrho cov meej, ces nws nws tus kheej kuj yuav ib tug plaub lub tsho tiv no ...

Muaj Ivanov nyob rau hauv Santa Claus costume: Zoo, Petrov yuav tsum ua hauj lwm lub tsho tiv no.

Me nyuam me me khiav mus nyob rau hauv txawv costumes.

Ivanov tso: Zoo, Daus leej, hu nkauj ib zaj nkauj cov me nyuam.

Petrov: (laus) Million, lab, lab, liab roses ...

Ivanov: Oh, Daus leej, zoo, koj nyob nraum nyob rau hauv kuv joker. Thiab tam sim no tag nrho cov hu nkauj ib zaj nkauj txog lub xyoo tshiab, thiab lub txiaj ntsim yuav tsis tau.

Ivanov: hnub nyoog, soared nyob rau hauv da dej, thiab kuv nyob ntawm no rau koj tam sim no kuv yuav tsim ib tug poetic xeem. Tus thawj mus.

Tub: Raug Claus, tab sis koj tsis txhob txhawj, tsav plig thiab dumped. Kuv mam li qhia rau Bate, nws yuav tau them.

Ob txhais nyuam tub los: Hey, Ivanov nyob rau hauv nws cov hwj txwv, uas tseem paj huam. Hais mav, tuaj.

Cov me nyuam pounce on Santa Claus, Daus leej xa me nyuam rov, nqa lub hnab.

Ivanov: (hwj txwv thiab lub kaus mom slipped) Zoo, Petrova! Lwm 10 matinees thiab peb yog dawb xwb.

Lub tsev kawm ntawv scenes, funny rau senior los yog profoundly loj, Attendance zoo txais los ntawm cov neeg tuaj saib thiab ua qhov kev nthuav qhia ntawm ib tug yeeb yuj, tiag tiag li thiab nco.