Funny cov lus nug uas yuav ua rau koj tseem ceeb lwm yam luag tsum rau siab ntso

Koj puas paub qhov zoo tshaj plaws txoj kev uas yuav kawm txog cov innermost secrets ntawm koj tus hluas nraug? Thov kom nws ib co funny lus nug! Koj yuav tsis ntseeg hais tias cov kev tshwm sim: nws hloov tawm hais tias zoo tib yam, nruab nrab hais mav yeej yog hauv lub freaks thiab geeks uas yuav lawv nrhiav. Tag nrho cov uas yog yuav tsum tau - ib tug los yog ob tug ruam lo lus nug, uas yuav tsum tau qhia rau koj tus tib neeg sab, koj yeej tsis tau pom ua ntej. Yog li ntawd, ntawm no yog ib tug ob peb lus nug yuav pib nrog, tab sis xav tias dawb txua thiab muaj!

Yog hais tias koj yuav xaiv cov tsiaj raws li ib tug tsiaj dab tsi yuav zoo tagnrho rau tuaj rau koj?

Feem ntau cov neeg yuav xaiv cov miv thiab dev, tab sis koj txiv leej tub yuav surprise koj nrog ib tug tshwj xeeb teb los xaiv lub loj ntawm ib tug ntxhw menyuam dev.

Yuav ua li cas tsiaj koj xav mus ua nyob rau hauv lub tom ntej no lub neej, thiab yog vim li cas?

Peb pom zoo kom mus saib cov yeeb yam "Cw", nyob rau hauv thiaj li yuav qhib nyob rau hauv cov teeb meem. Peb tau lees tias: tom qab no zaj duab xis koj yuav tau tag nrho cov kev sib tham ntawm cov ntawv no.

Leej twg yog koj thawj zaug kev hlub ntawm lub tas luav?

Peb txhua tus yeej paub hais tias muaj ntau cov tub hluas tau obsessed nrog Pamela Anderson los yog lwm yam enticing celebrities. Tab sis limiting cov kev xaiv ntawm cartoons, koj yuav kawm tau ntau nthuav tej yam. Nws yog yuav hais tias koj tus khub yog fascinated mermaid Ariel thiab Nala los ntawm cov tas luav "Lub tsov King."

Yog hais tias koj yog ib tug tas luav cim, yog dab tsi?

Koj tus khub - tub huabtais Charming, cov tsiaj nyaum los ntawm cov tas luav "Kev zoo nkauj thiab cov tsiaj nyaum" los yog Aladdin? Los sis tej zaum nws Tigger los ntawm Winnie lub Pooh?

Yuav ua li cas ho tseem ceeb hais tias koj puas tau noj, heev dab tuag?

Nws yuav cia li yuav muab zibntab nyuaj los yog khoom qab zib "Bertie Botts 'ntxhias ntuav.

Yuav ua li cas riam phom yuav koj xaiv nyob rau hauv cov kev tshwm sim ntawm ib tug zombie apocalypse?

Cov lus teb tej zaum yuav surprise meej qhia tus kheej. Yog hais tias nws tau xaiv lub riam, nws txhais tau tias nws tsis yog ntshai ntawm teeb meem. Yog hais tias ib tug txiv leej tub picks ib tug grenade, nws ua tim khawv rau nws heev li. Sniper phom loj - qhov no yog tej zaum cov feem ntau bizarre xaiv: koj yeej tsis paub dab tsi tshwm sim los ntawm xws li ib tug neeg.

Muaj koj puas tau xav txog dab tsi yuav zoo li yog hais tias nws yog ib tug poj niam?

Qhov no feem ntau ua rau lub fact tias koj muab rau koj txiv leej tub thiab ua rau nws hnav ib tiab thiab siab heels. Cov puas (thiab cov duab!) Yuav mus tag sim neej!

Yuav ua li cas koj nyiag hu ua kuv lub siab?

Nws tej zaum yuav trite "tsis", tab sis koj yuav nrhiav tau tawm yog dab tsi nws hu koj lub hauv siab Bonnie thiab Clyde.

Yuav ua li cas lub sij hawm ntawd nyob rau hauv koj lub neej yog cov feem ntau embarrassing?

Ib tug ntau ntawm hais mav pom tau hais tias ib yam dab tsi ruam los yog txaus luag, piv txwv li, tham txog yuav ua li cas tau tias ntsw nws nyob rau hauv tsev kawm ntawv. Tab sis koj yuav hnov qhov tiag kov ub kov no zaj dab neeg, rau Piv txwv li, hais txog yuav ua li cas ib tug hluas nkauj tso tseg nws txoj kev hlub thiab hais tias "tsis muaj" nyob rau hauv cov lus teb rau ib tug tswv yim uas nthuav ntawm kev sib yuav thaum muaj hnub nyoog peb xyoos. Yog tsis yog nws ntxim hlub?

Yuav ua li cas yog koj tseem ceeb tshaj plaws yam khoom ntawm heev?

Muaj koj puas tau xav tias, tab sis qhov teeb meem yuav bond koj kev sib raug zoo! Txhais nws, koj yuav pom tias lub ntsiab kwv uas tsis nyiam koj tus hluas nraug - yog dai tsis ncaj ncees lawm, tsis ncaj ncees lawm, sab ntawm lub yob ntawm cov ntaub hoob nab! Cov ntawv yuav tsum yob tawm rau sab saum toj, hais tias cov lus qhia guru Emily Post.

Yog hais tias koj yuav tau txais tam sim ntawd nrog ib tug ua txhaum, dab tsi yuav nws yuav?

Thaum nws tham txog lub neeg nyiag pizza - nws yog tag nrho cov cai. Yog hais tias koj picks tua neeg - khiav!