Dag rau ib tug phooj ywg, los yog funny thiab tsis offensive tso dag

Feem ntau cov lus tso dag nyab Youtube, muaj lub cim ntawm ntxhib lus tso dag los ntawm cov qeb "hauv qab no tus siv", nws tsis yog ntse. Rau cov uas zoo ntawm kev lom zem nyob rau hauv Russia yuav teb li "kev lom zem" tau poob mus ib txhis yos hav zoov ce dag rau ib tug phooj ywg.

Lig tsis tsim nyog thaum ib tug neeg dag nyob rau hauv pem teb, xuas nrig, nyob rau ib tug cia li quaj ntawm "Los!", Sim tau sawv thiab mus lo nws lub ntsej muag nyob rau hauv ib tug liab qab loin crouched tshaj nws comrade. Qhov no yog tsis txawj tso dag, thiab tag nrho mockery ntawm tus txiv neej.

Nug koj tus kheej ua ntej koj xeeb tub yog ib tug dag rau ib tug phooj ywg, yog hais tias nws raug mob nws heev npaum li cas hais tias koj tsis tau koj tus phooj ywg? Qhov ntau feem ntau koj mam li yuav xav txog dab tsi koj nyob nraum ua dab tsi, qhov tsawg yuam kev cog lus. Ua si ua kom yuam kev rau sab saum toj ntawm lwm nyob rau hauv ib tug funny thiab insulting daim ntawv, ua ib tug me ntsis funny tso dag koj ua tau, uas yog cia li tsis tuaj nrog ib tug tiag tiag ntse thiab insulting dag.

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Kev txiav txim zoo ntawm kev lom zem - teeb meem nyias, wit tsis tau tag nrho cov neeg, yog ib tug neeg nthe obscenities thiab nrov tau "luag," nws tsis txhais hais tias nws yog ib tug gay txiv neej. Tsis yog ib tug dag hais txog ib tug dawb rov tom qab ib tug neeg yuav ciali. Luag kom txog rau thaum cov tub ntxhais txaus siab dag rau ib tug phooj ywg, tab sis ib tug kev lom zem thiab witty, thiab tseem ceeb tshaj, tsis raug mob.

Leej twg tsis tau pinned los ntawm ib tug hluas nyob rau hauv ib tug hluas nraug los yog hluas nkauj. Ntawm no yog ib qho piv txwv uas tso cai rau koj mus ua si ua kom yuam kev nyob rau lwm yam, yog heev funny, thaum tua los ntawm lub tuam txhab. Nyob rau hauv lub caij no lub feem ntau nyuaj - yog tsis rau luag thiab doterpet zaum kawg.

Pre "sov li" lub tuam txhab tham txog kab tshoob kev kos thiab kev sib yuav, nws yog tsim nyog hais tias koj paub qhov tseeb numerology, cia koj paub tias thaum twg thiab yuav ua li cas zoo nws tau sib yuav. Qhov no yog ua raws li los ntawm ib tug ceeb toom tias nws yog tsim nyog los nqa tawm mus rau qhov kawg thiab tag nrho cov kev cai.

Ib tug ntawm cov neeg koom yog muab ib tug match (ib nrab yuav tawg tawm nws), uas yog los tuav cov hniav. Lub match yog tso ntawm cov hniav, sab sauv thiab sab, mas mus rau lub puab tsaig thiab tsis txhob kaw lub qhov ncauj yog qhib. Ces nws hais tias koj yuav tsum coj koj tus kheej rau sab laug pob ntseg nrog koj sab tes xis (los yog vice versa, nws tsis muaj nqi) thiab squinted (kaw) txoj cai (sab laug) qhov muag.

Tom qab hais tias, yog ib tug neeg los ntawm cov neeg tuaj saib yuav tau kom ncua lub Homeric tis, vim hais tias cov scene puv heev funny, nws yog tsim nyog los hloov ib daim iav rau pom nws tus kheej, thiab hais tias, "Zoo, uas yuav siv sij hawm ib tug neeg ruam mus yuav?". Yog hais tias peb ua tau zoo nyob rau hauv ob los yog peb cov ntxhais zaum nyob rau hauv ib tug kab thiab ua lub saum toj no cov kauj ruam, xav txog tej yam dab tsi rau ib tug funny daim duab yuav tig tawm.

Funny tshaj lwm yam nyob rau kev ua hauj lwm: koj yuav nkaum shortcuts rau lub desktop mus rau ib tug nplaub tshev, thiab folders nyob rau hauv lub "Properties" kom tshem tawm cov "Start" khawm ntawm lub taskbar. Yog hais tias ib tug yog tsis nyob rau hauv cov kev kawm, nws yuav tsum yog ib tug ntev thiab ua tib zoo nias rau ntawm lub "Start" thiab xav tsis thoob nyob qhov twg tag nrho cov ntawv tau txais los. Yog hais tias koj nyob nraum ib advanced neeg siv, koj yuav tau nyob rau hauv koj lub computer mus npaj ib tug "blue screen ntawm txoj kev tuag." Thaum comrade yuav twv, xovxwm Esc, tus saib yuav nyob twj ywm xiav. Ua si ua kom yuam kev dua lwm tau hauv qab no los sib nplaum ib tug me me daim ntawv nas. Ua kom yuam kev lub npe hu rau ntau yam, tab sis, yog hais tias ib tug yuav khiav mus yuav ib tug tshiab nas - nws cia li tsis paub.

Koj muaj peev xwm tuaj nrog funny nicknames rau cov phooj ywg los yog xa ib tug funny sms. Piv txwv li, "Hluas nkauj, nres koj lub duav viav vias, tab sis, ces kuv yog qaug hiav txwv. Txawb xov tooj ". Sau ib tug humorous tsab ntawv (tab sis tsis yog hais txog kev yeej ib lab las, thiaj li muaj twb Nigerians nashutili uas surpassed tag nrho thiab khiav hla txoj kev), los yog kos ib daim ntawv (thiab yog hais tias koj muaj peev xwm tsis - saib cov tas lauv rau Yandex). Xav funny txais tos rau hnub tseem ceeb, kab tshoob, hnub yug thiab txoj kev vam meej ntawm lub tuam txhab yog muab rau koj.

Nyob rau hauv dav dav, lub catch saum toj no rau lwm nyob rau hauv lub zoo siab lub tuam txhab yuav tsis tau tu siab yog tias cov neeg no tsis qaug los yog insulted kev lom zem, tsis ua siab phem dag. Yog hais tias annoying, cov phooj ywg twb paub lawm nws yog ib tug dag thiab tsis coj ua txhaum, vim hais tias lawv tus kheej yog zoo siab rau heartily luag thiab muaj kev lom zem nrog cov phooj ywg.