Cov kev pab cuam ntawm zoo lus. Peb muab tswv yim rau npoj yaig

Qhia rau kuv, ua li cas koj xav li cas txog co-neeg ua hauj lwm? Cov lus nug no tsis kaw. Qhov tseeb hais tias peb nrog lawv feem ntau siv sij hawm ntau tshaj nrog lawv tsev neeg. Thiab yog hais tias koj yog neeg zoo lus rau cov neeg no? Yuav ua li cas koj hais rau lawv nyob rau hauv lub sij hawm ntawm cov hnub caiv los yog loj cov kev hloov? Tsis muaj dab tsi? Qhov ntawd yuav tsis ua li cas. Tom qab tag nrho, lawv tus kheej yuav xav tias nyiam nyob rau hauv cov kev pab cuam, yog tias khiav yog nyob rau hauv nyob sib ze nrog lwm leej lwm tus. Ib lo lus nyob rau hauv cov ntaub ntawv no yog qhov tseem ceeb "riam phom". Cia peb kawm saib ua li cas kom xav li cas ntawm lug txhawb cov miv, Thaum twg thiab yuav ua li cas siv lawv.

Hais txog kev npaj thiab kev ncaj ncees lub luag hauj lwm

Cia tus thawj sib tham txog tus mus ob peb vas. Tej zaum koj yuav pom zoo tias xav li cas ntawm lug txhawb cov miv yuav tsum muaj xws li tsis yog formal lus, tab sis kuj xav. Thiab yuav ua li cas yog hais tias lawv yog tsis zoo (los yog tsis muaj)? Cov lus teb yog yooj yim. Nws yog ib advisable mus nrhiav rau lawv tus kheej. Saib cov khub tu gaze, raws li yog hais tias los sab nraum. Lawv yog cov tib neeg, nrog rau lawv cov kev npau suav thiab tej teeb meem. Txhua muaj ib yam dab tsi zoo. Piv txwv hais tias koj tam sim no tsis pom. Tiam sis yog tias koj xav txog nws, txhua tus neeg muaj ib yam dab tsi rau kev hlub los yog kev sib hwm. Sim mus saib rau lwm tus neeg los ntawm no taw tes ntawm view. Ces koj twb paub lawm hais tias cov xav li cas ntawm lug txhawb cov miv yuav yooj yim. Lawv yug nyob rau hauv tus ntsuj plig nws tus kheej. Koj cia li yuav tsum "pluav" lawv, kho kom haum. Tej yam yooj yim, txoj cai?

Nyob rau hauv tej rooj plaub, koj yuav tsum tswv yim rau npoj yaig?

Tam sim no peb tuaj mus rau qhov teeb meem los ntawm ib tug txawv lub, uas yog, tham txog lub ntees. Koj nyob nraum tsis mus puag neeg ua hauj lwm nyob rau hauv ib tug txhua txhua hnub rau qhov teeb meem muaj kev tshwj xeeb thov. Qhov no, ntawm chav kawm, yuav nrhiav txias. Ib yam li koj qhov chaw yuav qhuav li sai sai. Lo lus khiav. Thiab cov neeg tau siv rau thiab tsis them xim rau koj "lexical somersaults." Xav lug txhawb cov miv cov lus hais nyob rau hauv tshwj xeeb no. Piv txwv li, nws yog tsim nyog los npaj rau cov hnub caiv los yog festive hnub. Ib tug ob peb cov lus tshwj xeeb koj yuav qhia tau rau ib tug neeg txog nws tus kheej hnub (birthdays, kab tshoob kev kos, promotions, thiab thiaj li nyob). Tej zaum koj xav tau ib tug ceev tuaj tos ib tug ob peb nqe lus nyob rau hauv cov kev tshwm sim ntawm ib tug catastrophic kev tshwm sim. Piv txwv li, thaum ib tug colleague tau tiav npaj txhij txog tau, nws tau txais ib tug nce qib los yog ib tug lus txwv. Ntau tshwm sim nyob rau hauv txoj hauj lwm. Qhov zoo tshaj plaws xav mus lug txhawb cov miv thiab pab tau nyob rau hauv kev tu siab thiab muaj kev xyiv fab. Koj paub, nws yog zoo thaum koj kawm ntawv ceeb toom rau lwm tus neeg. Zoo tsis tau, yog hais tias koj nyob rau hauv cov teeb meem, ib tug neeg "hloov lub xub pwg."

Piv txwv xav lug txhawb cov miv

Tam sim no los ze zog mus rau lub kev kawm. Ntawm no yog ob peb universal nqe lus, uas koj yuav tsum tau ntxiv ib tug yog vim li cas. General: "Nrog koj zoo siab ... Kuv xav tias koj muaj lub siab xav yuav caum tsis cuag nrog lub possibilities. Tuaj nrog koj tus ntse prospects, tsis paub txog lub bitterness ntawm yeej thiab chim siab. " Lwm yam, rau tej ntees: "lug txhawb cov miv! Cia lub ntiaj teb no nyob ib ncig ntawm ci ntsa iab xim, thiab bosses nyob rau hauv ib tug hurry mus koj nrog nyiam es! Muab qhuas thiab ntshaw, yuav txaus siab mus ua hauj lwm "xyoo tshiab!" Cia tag nrho cov teeb meem nyob twj ywm nyob rau hauv lub dhau los lawm, Kuv xav tias koj tsuas npau suav txog zoo! Xyoo tau qhia rau koj xwb yeej, tsis nco qab txog tag nrho cov teeb meem ploj mus "Los yog li ntawd:" Nrog koj zoo siab ... Kuv xav tias lub xyoo tshiab so rau tus nees! Cov teeb meem ntawm kev txom nyem thiab koj saib xwb ib tug npau suav "Los ntawm lub weekend:" Cia lub sij hawm mus qeeb! So hnub tsis paub tau! Cia tus tshiab lub lim tiam tsis tuaj kom txog thaum koj muaj kev xyiv fab rau hauv txoj kev ntawm kev zoo siab ua rau yus! "

Comic xav kom lug txhawb cov miv

Tej zaum kuj muaj tej yam teeb meem nyob qhov twg nws yog ntshaw kom tig mus rau kev lom zem. Ntawm no yog ob peb zaj lus hais uas yuav pab tau nyob rau hauv yuav luag txhua qhov teeb meem no. "Lug txhawb cov miv! Peb yog zoo li ib tug kab tshoob nees. Muzzle - nyob rau hauv cov xim, thiab cereals - nyob rau hauv lub ua npuas ncauj! Cia nws tsawg kawg yog theem ib profit! "Lo lus" cereal "tej zaum hloov los ntawm ib tug qias neeg. Peb tsis yog yuav mus ua. "Lug txhawb cov miv! Peb lub tuam txhab no yog zoo li ib tug palace ntawm Nouveau riche! Nws yog ib tug hlub uas peb nyob nyob rau hauv lub qab daus, tsis pom qhov wealth ntawm lub ntiaj teb no! Kuv xav sawv daws los tsim kom tau nws tsev fuabtais, thiab nkag mus rau nws tus tswv tsev (nyob rau hauv lub neej no)! "Yog hais tias muaj yog tsis muaj bosses, thiab ces peb yuav tau taug kev nyob rau hauv nws tso dag. Piv txwv li, yog li qhia rau lug txhawb cov miv: "lug txhawb cov miv! Kuv xav tias koj muaj sia nyob rau hauv lub cua daj cua dub uas tsis tu ncua empties lub hlwb nagging! Cia peb pab neeg yuav sawv maj hnub "Nyob rau hauv lub rooj plaub uas lub" despot "coj txhua leej txhua tus mus rau hauv hysterics, thiab ua ntej ntawm lub weekend, yog li hais!" Kuv xav tias koj nyob rau hauv da dej, amid lub caw rau tsis nco qab hais tias lub neej yog tag nrho ntawm kev chim siab, "yog li ntawd" cia lub hnub qub rau lub teeb li lub caij thaum cov despot lees swb! Peb tos rau lub sij hawm no! Tej peb muaj zog thiab txias! "

tshwj xeeb no

Xav colleague rau kev tso tawm yog tsim nyog yuav los nrog kev pab tshwj xeeb. Thaum lub ib feem nrog ib tug colleague, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog yog hais tias nws mus deb yog tsis zoo heev, nrhiav tau ib tug ob peb zoo lus rau tus neeg no. Xav nws ua tau tus loj tshaj heights, siv tej txuj ci los ntawm kev yug me nyuam xam qhovkev nyob rau hauv nws. Piv txwv li, hais tias qhov no: "(lub npe ntawm tus neeg), peb mam li noj ib peck ntawm ntsev. Koj yog cov zoo, thiab lub txias. Kuv xav tias koj mus nrhiav tau ib qho chaw nyob qhov twg cov kev lom zem yuav yog tus nkauj nyab. Cia cov nyiaj ywg kiag rau hauv koj lub hnab tshos. Piv txwv tias nyob rau hauv lub neej yeej tsis tuaj dag ntxias "Nyob rau hauv lwm cov teeb meem no, yuav yuav yam cov lus no:" Koj, uas nws lub npe, mus rau lub ntiaj teb no los ntawm cov backwater (lub npe ntawm lub koom haum). Kuv xav tias koj kawm tau zoo thiab kev zoo siab. Cia ib ncig ntawm koj txaus siab rau, raws li peb ua. Xav tias koj ua tawm nyob rau hauv uas zoo, zoo, thiv thiab twj ywm (qhov teeb meem no), tus txiv neej uas peb hlub nrog tag nrho kuv lub siab! Lawv hmoov tsis txhob poob puas tau. Qhia rau koj sab tsis flicker teeb meem! "Nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb tias cov lus tuaj los ntawm lub plawv. Thiab yog dab tsi lawv yuav tsum tau, yuav to taub.